5 year olds are funny!

Our niece Malia is 5 (and a half) years old, and she is so funny! The best part of her being so funny, is that she's really not trying to be. I overhear her having funny little conversations with her siblings and parents all the time. So I thought that since I am always so entertained by the things she comes up with, that I would share some of the funny things with you!


Here is a conversation she had with her mom the other day about her older sister while we were all sitting in the kitchen:
Malia: Hey Mom.....
Kristi: What Mia?
M: There was this one day, when Beth made me drink pickle juice.
K: She MADE you drink it?
M: Yeah....
K: Did she sit on your chest and plug your nose while she poured the pickle juice down your throat?
M: No....
K: Will then she didn't MAKE you drink the pickle juice, right?
M: I know....and then after she made me drink the pickle juice, I drank some more by myself because I liked it. It's so good!